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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Foil hat rumor that I hope is true



For years there has been rumors that there are massive secret underground cities where the rich and the government types will go to escape disaster. Thoughts vary about the disaster’s cause: plague, flood, fire, comets, alien invasion, atomic war, civil unrest, crab grass -pick one, I don’t care which.

Of course, the rumors are fueled by the fact that there really are underground facilities for government types and the rich have hide outs of their own. The foil hats believe the installations are more numerous and much bigger than what we can confirm though normal channels.

I really hope the foil hats are right. Picture this: some disaster suddenly looms on the near horizon. Poof, all the politicians, big wig military people, billionaires, celebrities, and corporate CEOs disappear down some holes in the ground.

Most of us will survive the disaster, whatever it is. People are tough. In fact, once all the “ruling class” disappears, all us little guys will finally have a chance to band together and get things done. Our politics, social status, and religions won’t matter as much with all our asshat leaders no longer stirring up trouble.

After the disaster has passed, we’ll have to hurry to make sure the doors on those underground bases stay shut. Imagine what sort of a living hell it will be down there -a society made of nothing but the greediest, most deluded, and most evil people. The smell will be horrible. Those doors must stay closed.

Now if there really isn’t a major world shattering disaster coming down the pike, we’d better find a way to fake one -for the good of society.

-Sixbears

22 comments:

  1. Oh don't worry, they already have several major world-shattering disasters lined up....

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  2. If the doors open out we might have a chance.

    Then again, have you ever notice when there is a void something or someone tries to fill the space?

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    1. Let's fill the void with something good for a change.

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  3. ...and then it all starts over again

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    1. Don't we at least deserve a fresh start?

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  4. Finding the doors - that will be the problem!

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  5. Have to say Six you put a smile on my face! The first thing that came to my mind was rounding up a hundred earth moving construction firms and back fill the doors! :-)

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  6. Those door hatches would be a great place for a great big manure pile, politicians been feeding that to us over the years, its their turn!

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  7. I read where they have turned an old missile silo into a luxury condominium that would be safe from tornadoes and atomic fall out.

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    1. There's quite a few places like that.

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  8. Right on....I say we have cement trucks standing by outside those entrances! This made me giggle more than anything else this week!

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    1. Cement them in seems to be a pretty popular solution. Glad you got a giggle.

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  9. You post reminded me of HG Wells "The Time Machine"

    All these elites, that run under ground at the first signs of some disaster should now be referred to as Morlocks.

    Good post.

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  10. They've created a Hell on earth for us little people. How appropriate that they should be condemned below ground in their own Hell.

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    1. There is a certain justice in that.

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  11. im drawing parallels with another story from history.....2 that lived "inside the garden" vs those outside the garden, the snake got the better of them.

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