Okay . . . I've got to admit it. So far my lovely wife's vacation package is nice. The Ft. Laugerdale resort is pretty fine, with the exception of the crappy Internet and the fact they want extra for it. Pecking this post on my tablet at a McDonalds. Better connection and can get breakfast too for less money.
Tomorrow we have to sit through a 2 hour sales pitch for a time share. I did not promise to be good. This could be fun. Lunch is supposed to be served, so there is that. Last time I went to one of these I got the salesman fired.