I woke up this morning to snow on the ground. Actually, I woke up at 5 am to the cold nose of a dog against my bare back. That shocked me back from the dreamlands. Well, it'd be a sad day when I'm too lazy to wake the wife up to take the dog outside.
She took the dog outside. I'm lucky I didn't wake up again with a snowball smacking the back of my head. My lovely wife considered it. I should not be held accountable to anything I do before I have my morning coffee. Had I been in my right mind, I'd have just walked the dog myself.