Almost wish I was bugging out

My lovely wife and I can bug out quickly and in good order. So why does it take days to pack for a long trip?

There's all the little things that don't have to be done in a bug out situation. For example, we would not be taking down the Christmas decorations, doing all the laundry, washing all dishes, and finding homes for all the houseplants. It a bug out situation, all those things could be left for the zombie hordes to deal with.

Even something as simple as packing clothes is different. It's not just about having cloths to keep warm. There's something called fashion.

By the time this post goes up, we should already be well on our way south, so the packing would have been settled, one way or the other.

-Sixbears