Not Bigfoot - Skunk Apes. The smellier, mildewed swamp version of Bigfoot. Not quite the Louisiana Pere Marais. Shorter, and... smellier. Like a walking skunk cabbage mixed with a skunk mixed with 400lbs of moldy wool. Supposed to be able to almost knock a human out just from the stink.
Not Bigfoot - Skunk Apes. The smellier, mildewed swamp version of Bigfoot. Not quite the Louisiana Pere Marais. Shorter, and... smellier. Like a walking skunk cabbage mixed with a skunk mixed with 400lbs of moldy wool. Supposed to be able to almost knock a human out just from the stink.
ReplyDeleteIt's Florida Man version of Bigfoot.
I see I'm going to have to take more showers. I'm 6'3" and about 400 pounds with size 15 feet.
DeleteThey're after you bear. Better get a shave and a haircut too. I hear banjo's playing in the background...
DeleteOh oh.
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